SL Letter of the Day: Boom Noodle

Comments

1
I love Dan when he gets all scientific and stuff!
2
This made me happy. Thanks Dan.
3
gross! stop it
4
There goes my lunch.

Please, nothing involving urethrae.
5
I can't decide if that would be cool or gross?
6
Good grief. Over-active imagination is what I'd say.

Besides, I'm usually so "clean" down there, for sex, that I fart soap bubbles.
7
I'll bet if you really tried, and used a utensil, maybe a ballpoint pen insert or something, you could wedge some peanut butter down into your dick. I doubt you'd pee it out in a noodle, though; more likely you'd extrude it in a curtained-off corner of the emergency room.
8
"Poopnoodle" - made me smile. Almost sounds like an endearment: "Oh, you silly poopnoodle you..."
9
It definitely won't happen if you use condoms.
10
@ 7 - Especially so if you use crunchy pb.

11
...and now my peanut butter sandwich is inedible.
12
On the other hand when a lady goes swimming she gets a vagina-full of water and then she gets a nice warm trickle as she climbs out of the pool.
13
Today's Boom Noodle Lunch Special: Jif Soba in Minge-Sieved Broth
14
Peanut butter sandwiches are inedible no matter what. There's one thing I've never understood about Americans: how can you actually enjoy peanut butter sandwiches? The stuff gets my mouth dry in a second, so chewing and swallowing it is a torture...
15
Right, whatever. As an aside, are there guys who enjoy fucking cold stuff? It sounds so unpleasant.
16
I'll use dark chocolate and I'll try real hard.
17
Did you know one of the young actresses on Mama Mia had "minge" tattooed on her foot, because Colin Firth kept saying it and she thought it was funny?
18
If anyone pees frosting, please get in touch with me.
19
Canuck, I think if Colin Firth ever said anything to me, I'd make my first tattoo whatever it was: "minge"..."fanny"... "get away from me you awful man."
20
Today on MythBusters....
21
so funny and so cringe worthy
22
Poopnoodle is not the word. South Park addressed this last season:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRvpDxIZ2…
23
Infinity Barf!
24
Everyone is missing the obvious here, if you're fucking someone in the ass and it's FULL OF SHIT, you're doing it fucking wrong.
25
Rule 34 invoked, eff. @7...
26
Poopnoodles aren't real, but still yet another reason to WEAR A GODDAMN CONDOM during anal sex. Also, while you might not get a poopdoodle from fucking someone in the ass without protection, you might get fecal particles down your urethra which can cause infections in some men.
27
#17, shows you how dumb that twit actress is.

It is amazing, in the information age, that so many "urban myths" prevail. First it was "dirty sanchez" and "donkey punch". Now it's this "poopnoodle" inanity.

I think it was H.L. Mencken who said "No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of American people." Some things never change.
28
Dan forgot step four: tape the whole thing and send it to HUMP.
29
So, you're getting letters from junior high age kids now, eh?
30
Gus, he has the best. smile. ever. .....
31
Really, truly laughing out loud. Not rolling, though.
32
I'm a huge advocate of food and penis combinations. I don't think I would have had the last bite of my greens if I hadn't run into this letter. Thanks dan!
33
I've fucked a few tubs of Play-Dough in my day, and I definitely pissed out some noodles.
34
Looking for "poopnoodle" to become a right-wing blog meme in 3....2....1....
35
Clearly this is from the 12 year old boys who fill up the Urban Dictionary with entries. I supposed this one is on par with the Alabama hot pocket.
36
@33: Right now I love you yet hate you.
37
We've got to figure out some way of having "Poopnoodle" pop up whenever someone Googles "Palin".
38
Canuck, I have to show you my favorite recent Firth smile - it's a little smile, but to me it says, "Tom Ford, your sunglasses are a problem."
39
I was told it was called a "Turd-Worm".
40
Jesus thank you Dan.
41
And the Urban Dictionary is no help at all on this one. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph…
42
Jeebus, I'll be glad when school's back in session and the little punks have something better to do with their time than pester Dan with their idiocies.
43
@36: After the "head on cleavage" thread, I'm pretty much in awe of you.
44
Plus why is anyone having unprotected buttsex to begin with?
45
@12 - I've never experienced that, are you sure your swimsuit fits properly?
46
@45, I'd never experienced it either, or not that I remember, and then last night we were skinny dipping (man it's hot here), and whoosh! out it came, right after I got out of the pool. So, maybe it's a function of not wearing a suit? Or of being loose in the vag (after having a couple of kids)? I dunno....
47
This letter writer clearly has too much time on his hands (an idle mind is the devil's dictionary writer). That said, I love the word "poopnoodle.". It should be the name if a stupid servant in a Restoration comedy.
48
This is a friend's (not mine):

Presuppositions
Of
Orifice-
Pasta

Noticeable
Only
On
Detailed
Looking.
Ew!
49
# 47: I think it already is.
50
I just spewed beer out my nose in front of a bunch of horrified ferry rider.
51
Gus, exactly! It's "Sweet MF Jesus, how'd I get talked into this photo shoot??"
52
@50: Was it a beernoodle?
53
It's probably the best band name ever. Poopnoodle!
54
This is awesome.
55
Wouldn't it come out when you ejaculated anyway? C'mon urban legend creators, think it through.
56
This might be a good way to get your cum to taste like vanilla frosting...
57
Sure, wear a condom... and poopnoodles won't happen if your feces are solid.... but what about if the feces are not so solid and rather unexpected?
58
@57- Does anyone *do* anal like that!?! Yikes! I've never been drunk enough.
59
@14: It's why their full name is peanut butter + JELLY sandwiches. The jelly provides the lube :)
60
@45: sure you didn't have a bottle of wine stuffed into your swimsuit?
61
@46 - It must depend on the pudenda in question, because I've done most things in the water that one can do (except water polo & water skiing) and have not experienced that phenomenon. Fascinating.
62
@43: Aw. I didn't think I'd be saying this on a thread about poopnoodles, but that's sweet of you.

@61: It must. I've never had kids, but I've had that experience before. It kinda icks me out, because we know what's in pool water.
63
No poopnoodle for you!
64
This is a fantasy born of 15-year-old "no homo" boys who touch themselves while imagining "gross" gay buttsex. It would be more funny if you didn't hear the same impressions (and faint arousal) coming from Republicans....
65
@62 is your vagina open? I mean, mine is completely closed and needs to be pushed upon to simply get a finger in, not to mention the labia closed on top of it. what is yours like? this is really interesting stuff.
66
@65

Sounds like #12 is LOOSE. The sort of vag that dudes complain about it "sloshing all around" up in there and they can't feel anything. Guess that's what happens after you pump out kids. No thanks. In other news, I ain't ever swimming in a pool again.
67
@12, etc. I've had a couple of kids, and when I camp I swim nude every morning for hygiene. I even slosh water around there with my hands, since the point it to feel cleaner. I've never experienced what you describe. I'm sure a little water gets into the vagina, but not enough to drip out again, certainly not enough to feel warm water pouring out!
68
@66, dude, cool it. I just had sex last week with a stranger I met on AFF and he whined that he came too soon because I was so tight. And yet, I've experienced the gush (one time, also last week). Maybe it has to do with my toned Kegel muscles. I was fooling around with my husband in the pool, though we didn't insert anything. But maybe I suctioned up some water by flexing internally...
69
@66 Also note that Gloria @62 says she has experienced this, but hasn't had kids. So you're just off base.