Fitzgibbon Ages, Bus Throws Party
- Hey Sailor, buy me a drink?
The Washington Bus is throwing Joe Fitzgibbon a party from 6:00 to 8:00 p.m.
tonight at the West 5
in West Seattle. The party is to celebrate his recent primary victory, in part. It's also to celebrate his 24th Birthday
! EEEEEEEE!!!! You thought he was at least 27! Don't you feel like a creeper for hanging his photo above your bathroom mirror to stare at while you shower? EEEEEE!!!!
Relax, you're not a creeper. And the room is so foggy he probably can't see a thing. Go get a drink, toast his successes, and wish him a happy birthday.*
*I was going to buy him a cut-rate "mandate" but I think I blew my chance.