I would have to take an internal poll to know for sure, but I think this is the most offensive email I've ever received.

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Subject: Keep it in your pants: a cheapskates guide to Valentine's Day

Hi Erica,

Don’t let a low bank account balance break your heart this Valentine’s Day! Save up to 90% at local restaurants, specialty shops, spas, fitness centers, and other fun activities in your area with [social media company] so you can wine and dine your sweetheart, plan a girls night out with mani/pedi’s or an uber cool mandate or indulge yourself with a spa treatment. And, this February [social media company] will feature a series of Valentine’s Day themed deals like flower delivery, chocolatiers, couples massages and romantic restaurants.

[...]

I’d be happy to arrange a time for you to talk with a [social media company] exec or a customer who has used [social media company] — I can also send you more information or screenshots if you are interested.

Cheers,
Allison

There is only one response:


Subject: Re: Keep it in your pants: a cheapskates guide to Valentine's Day

Hi Allison,

I have no heart.

Cheers,
Cienna