And why, if you think lust is baaaaad, are you and your friends wearing so much damn makeup? And a "Savage Love" reader writes...

The time has come for you to use your influence to pick a day between now and the November election, and declare it "Masturbate to Christine O'Donnell Day" in either the state of Delaware or the entire United States of America. If there needs to be a male equivalent, so be it. This needs to happen, and you're the only guy who can do it.

Hiding At The Elusive Fuzz Under Christine's Knockers

So long a I don't have to masturbate to Christine O'Donnell—I mean, there are limits to my political activism.