Ben is trying to torment me with this information:

• AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! (!)

A newly discovered species of spider living in Madagascar makes the world's longest known web, spanning 25m. The spider also makes the largest orb web yet found for any spider, and constructs it out of the most tough biomaterial yet known, say scientists.

I find only mild relief knowing that the newly found species, Darwin's bark spider, makes its Dominic-catchers above rivers.