Shouldn't a "Mama Grizzly"—particularly a right-wing, abstinence-backing, masturbation-opposing Mama Grizzly—have some... cubs?

When is someone gonna ask Christine "Mama Grizzly" O'Donnell why she's unmarried and childless at age 41? And when is someone gonna ask the Catholic convert if she has a forty-one-year-old hymen in there somewhere? And when is someone gonna ask her if she's ever masturbated? These are all private, personal matters, I realize, and no one should have to answer questions like these when running for public office—no one except for a politician who believes that the government should play a role in regulating the private sexual conduct of other adults.

Whether O'Donnell has, in her private life, lived up to the conservative sexual "values" that O'Donnell, in her public life, has pushed for the government to impose by force of law and/or promote with public funds is entirely relevant. Does she walk her extraordinarily annoying talk? Or is she just another "screw as I say, not as I screw" conservative hypocrite in the Vitter/Gingrich/Limbaugh/Rekers/Haggard/Bristol mold? These questions—why so single? still a virgin? masturbate much?—should be put to O'Donnell... if her handlers allow a reporter to get within fifty yards of her between now and November 2.