Today in 21st-Century Dangers: Distracted driving is down, distracted lifeguarding is up.

The New Aroma in Tacoma: City hosts marijuana farmers market.

Still Smoldering: South Seattle's old Sunny Jim peanut butter plant, following yesterday's humongous fire.

Theft Charges for Bethany Storro: Relating to the tens of thousands of dollars donated to her recovery after she lied about being attacked with acid.

Twenty bucks: The Seattle City Council-approved increase to auto-registration fees.

DADT Showdown: Led by babbling granddad McCain, Republicans vow to freeze the repeal with a filibuster.

Blaming the Owner: Seattle man charged with assault after allegedly siccing his pit bull on people.

Meanwhile in Chicago: Mayor-hating man charged with plotting to bomb Wrigley Field.

God Works in Mysterious Ways: "The controversial Florida pastor who threatened to burn Korans on the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is expected to be billed at least $200,000 by the city of Gainesville for costs associated with the stunt. 'That would bankrupt us,' said Terry Jones."

The Sports Bucket List: "25 things real fans must do before they die"

The Sex Bucket List: "25 things sex fans must do before they die"

And finally, happy birthday to the ever-amazing Leonard Cohen, born on this day in 1934. Watch him work his wise-old-man magic below.