Today brings another installment of "Hey There, Stranger" on Too Beautiful to Live, the podcast that shows the world what talk radio should sound like. (Hint: more jokes, less shouting.)

Dominic Holden discusses DUI lawyers who are rallying to unseat judges who are tough on DUIs (that's what we get for living in a place where we elect our judges), Paul Constant talks about Jonathan Franzen and his "firm little clitoris of discernment," I talk about a sandwich designed to pacify wives who are irritated by their drunk husbands, and host Luke Burbank makes us all sound more intelligent and charming than we actually are.

Hear it here.