Hooray for Slog tipper Scary Tyler Moore, who sent this Independent dispatch from Europe's largest nudist resort:
A long-simmering war between two tribes of the unclothed — "traditional" nudists and so-called "libertines" or exponents of free sex — exploded into a public protest at the town's council meeting this week.Old-fashioned naturists have been complaining for years that Cap d'Agde's once-sedate nudist quarter has been disfigured by an influx of partner-swapping clubs and raunchy hotels. A flurry of arson attacks on sex clubs two years ago was blamed on low-level terrorism by nudist fundamentalists.
Who will protect us from the Nude Taliban?