Navi naughty bits.
  • Na'vi naughty bits.

Fleshlight now offers a Na'vi masturbatory aid, made to coincide with the release of Hustler's parody, This Ain't Avatar XXX.

from Fleshlight:

The ultimate alien fantasy has landed. The new Fleshlight Alien is an unworldly experience that will abduct your penis and send it spiraling through in a real milky way! Use the Alien Fleshlight while watching Hustler's new 3D epic, "This Ain't Avatar XXX" for the ultimate in E.T. ecstasy.

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The link is probably NSFYW since it's, you know, Fleshlight.

I dunno, neither Na'vi fantasy nor the sparkly vampire dildo interest me. I am trying to get my boyfriend to go as Captain Jack Harkness for Halloween though.

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