The flight attendants for Cebu Pacific out of the Philippines have finally figured out how to make you watch and listen to the plane's safety instructions: by adding a little Lady Gaga, a dash of Katy Perry, some ass-smackin' dance moves and a shit-ton of KA-UTE! (Now let's see, take the oxygen mask down, put it over my face, daisy dukes and bikinis on top... wait! That ain't right! AHHHHHH!!)