Have these dudes been on Slog yet?

The two northwest New Mexico men accused of decapitating a dog with [a] chain saw appeared in court Thursday.

Both 32-year-old Teddy Sexton and 31-year-old Corey Bowen are facing fourth-degree felony extreme cruelty to animals after they allegedly used a chain saw to kill a 2-year-old pit bull named Thor because it bit a child... Sexton and Bowen attempted to cut the dog's throat, but were having difficulty and grabbed the chain saw.

You will note that "decapitate it with a chainsaw" is not one of the Stranger-endorsed methods of defeating a pit bull.

You can't pin this one on us.