Today Christopher Frizzelle got a package in the mail from [redacted company]. The letter inside goes like this: "Let's face it. Sometimes the holidays can get out of control. We often find ourselves stressed for time and money and we may secretly relate to Ebenezer Scrooge more than Santa's happy little elves."

Then, the letter gives tips on how to make the best of the holiday season: Organize! Be flexible! Spice up tradition!

And why should you care? Because the package also includes FOOD. Specifically, a bottle of maple syrup, a bag of cornbread mix, a box of gingerbread cookie mix, a bag of chocolates, and a bottle of wine.

Christopher is keeping the wine.

But the rest of the package is yours to keep! If you win, of course. And I don't know how you win. I think you have to beat me at air hockey. Let's do that. The first person to beat me at air hockey wins the syrup, the cornbread, the gingerbread cookies, and the chocolates. You would win the wine, too, but remember that Christopher is keeping that.

See you at Slog Happy!

(At Highline on Broadway—it starts at 6 pm.)