In Case You Missed It: Yesterday brought further evidence that a DUI PAC illegally coordinated with a Seattle judge campaign, and proof that Christine O'Donnell is a horny heathen hypocrite. (Speaking of O'Donnell, she took time out of her neighbor-annoying noisy-sex schedule to participate in a debate, described by CNN as "feisty.")

Wrong Order: Man in Vancouver, WA shoots pregnant sister, deputy, then himself.

Today in Armenian-American Gangsters Busted for Medicare Fraud: "Armenian-American gangsters created a fictitious medical world, complete with fake doctors and fake patients, which they extended across the US in a scheme to defraud the Medicare system of more than $100m," reports The Guardian.

Yorick-Rolled: Human skull found at Joint Base Lewis-McChord

Just Tell Me What's Wrong With You: Institute of Medicine recommends "easy-to-grasp nutrition information on the front of food packages...focus[ing] on the nutrients most responsible for obesity and chronic diseases: calories, saturated fat, trans fat and sodium," reports the NYT.

We're Number Two!: Poll says Seahawks are NFL's second-least popular team.

Livin' La Vida Longer*: "Hispanics outlive whites, blacks in US," reports the AP.

Bitch Can't Win: NY power rabbi withdraws his endorsement of Carl Paladino after Paladino apologizes for his statements against "gay brainwashing."

Cute!: Florida deputies round up 11 escaped ponies.

It Stands for "Thoughtful Involvement": Hiphop star T.I. helps talk a would-be jumper down from an Atlanta high-rise!

And finally, happy birthday to early MTV dreamboat nerd/lifelong electronic music dude Thomas Dolby, born on this day in 1958. Here's a 2008 performance of his 1985 classic "The Flat Earth."

*-Sorry.