@JesusGirls on Twitter writes:

have you ever wanted to bang your head on your desk after reading a book's table of contents? well, here you go

The book is titled Politics - According to the Bible by Wayne Grudem. And here are the contents of Chapter 2:

It's about how Christians should be running the government (um, even more than they are right now?). Grudem writes:

I support political positions in this book that would be called more "conservative" than "liberal." That is because of my conclusions on the Bible's teachings on the role of government and a biblical worldview (see chaps. 3 and 4.)

"I'm not conservative; the Bible makes me a conservative." Just amazing.