Seriously:

Tim Profitt—the former Rand Paul volunteer who stomped on the head of a MoveOn activist [at a Rand Paul appearance]—told told local CBS station WKYT that he wants an apology from the woman he stomped and that she started the whole thing. "I don't think it's that big of a deal," Profitt said. "I would like for her to apologize to me to be honest with you."