Slog tipper Matthew writes:
Last night, a long-haired pothead pitcher from San Francisco [home of San Francisco Values™] beat the Texas Rangers and their supposedly impossible-to-beat pitcher.And the Rangers were once co-owned by Worst President Ever™ George W. Bush! Blue State values beat the unstoppable Red State juggernaut.
Can't you lovable potheads somehow parlay this story into a late surge of momentum for Democrats in the upcoming election?
Dear Matthew,
I have no idea what in the hell you're talking about.
(heart,)
Paul Bobby