From Slog Tipper Matt Hickey, we have this bit of awesome news. Chestertown, New York's The North Country Gazette started posting this disclaimer on their website:

A subscription is required at North Country Gazette. We allow only one free read per visitor. We are currently gathering IPs and computer info on persistent intruders who refuse to buy subscription and are engaging in a theft of services. We have engaged an attorney who will be doing a bulk subpoena demand on each ISP involved, particularly Verizon Droids, Frontier and Road Runner, and will then pursue individual legal actions.

In short: If you read more than one story, they will sue you. Here's an idea: If you don't want people reading your website, try not having a website.