"It tastes nuclear."
"Popcorn flavor is surprisingly good."
"Watermelon tastes like watermelon Bubblicious gum. With the wrapper. In a blender. And some cocaine. With levamisole."
"It tastes like sucking on a Sour Patch Kid with a roofie in the middle of it."
"It's six beers in Utah!"
"I feel like it's going to make me uncontrollably void my bowels."
"I'm starting to like it now. Help!"

Now one person is screaming and we're not sure why.


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