The right-wing, pro-Jesus, anti-gay (tax-evading, carpetbagging, profiteering) bigot we know and love—GARY RANDALL—says the election wasn't red enough. From his morning blog post:

Most of our country took a step back last Tuesday from the precipice of destruction from the far left, secular, socialist, policies of President Obama and those who enable him.

Washington State did not. In several important races we chose to stay with his destructive policies.

Socialist enablers! Socialist enablers!

Founding fathers, the Great Awakening, the Lord's battle, brow-beating conservatives for not voting, "helping lift the fog of secularism and socialism"—plus his staple plea for Washington evangelicals to keep to keep lining his pockets in Orgeon—are all packed in to one blog post. Good morning.