Someone on staff recently received the following e-mail from his/her landlord:

Hi [REDACTED]

Sorry to have to be the bearer of this type of complaint, but it is what it is, and we're both adults...

I have had complaints from tenants regarding "sex noise" coming from your apartment, really late at night. The complaints are about creaking and vocalizations late at night (3am).

Thanks,

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