Hey, nerds! Who's excited? Prepare to be adequately entertained!

Oh, dude, shit is going DOWN. V-mort is totally taking over the Ministry of Magic. Hermione just obliviated her parents' brainz. Snape is wearing more eyeliner than ever. Ron drank too much Muscle Milk and Hedwig is dead and wandlore is confusing and Dobby is gross and I sincerely hope you read the book because otherwise I'm basically Gary Busey speaking Esperanto right now. You're fucked. (Also, why didn't you just read it? It's really good. You think you're better than me? You think you're better than WIZARDS? Muggle, please.)

Read and comment on my full review HERE.