...and they're just as wrong to suspend Joe Scarborough for the same thing.

That said, I wouldn't mind a two-day suspension myself. I could use the rest. But I'm not sure what I would have to do to get suspended by Stranger management and if I would be capable of doing whatever it would take. I've made political donations (once during an endorsement meeting), I've stored drugs in my desk at work, I've shown up for meetings completely blotto. One time I even put a six-foot-tall statue of Jesus Christ next to the desk of a Jewish co-worker and told him to really think about what he had done.

What's it gonna take?!?