If you haven't read it yet, here's what you missed.

1. Sarah Palin is apparently a big fan of her iPad.

2. Sarah Palin doesn't believe there are major meaningful differences in policy between the presumptive 2012 Republican presidential candidates, but "there's more to the presidency than that." She is currently assessing whether the presidency needs her "unique qualities." Presumably those qualities include large-scale grifting and birthing bigots.

3. Sarah Palin believes that Facebook and Twitter are suitable replacements for every news outlet in America (a.k.a. "all of 'em, any of 'em") except for Fox News.

4. Sarah Palin believes that reporters are all much smarter than her. ("They know much more than I know and other people like me!") Speaking as a reporter, this is motherfucking terrifying.

5. Sarah Palin actually said this sentence: "I just tweet; that's just the way I roll."

6. Sarah Palin does not give her lieutenants titles, her organization has no real structure, and there is no grand plan.

7. If Sarah Palin were to become president, Todd Palin would be at least as much of a co-president as Hillary Clinton was to Bill. ("...when sending Sarah Palin an e-mail, 'the best idea is to copy Todd on it.'")

8. Sarah Palin never forgets. She is still bitter about her interviews with Katie Couric. The last serious presidential candidate in America who was this vindictive was Richard Nixon.

And here's a bonus fact, from Frank Rich's op/ed in the November 20th New York Times:

9. Sarah Palin can almost definitely win the Republican nomination in 2012.