In Case You Missed It, Pt. 1: Details on yesterday's horrific hatchet murder.

In Case You Missed It, Pt. 2: Instructions on how to properly shovel snow.

North Korea Vs. South Korea: "South Korea said Tuesday that it returned fire after North Korea fired artillery onto a South Korean island and into the sea near the countries' disputed western border."

Pedestrians Fatally Struck on I-5: One in Tacoma, one in Lakewood.

For Only the Second Time in History: "The Food and Drug Administration has approved human trial of a therapy developed from embryonic stem cells," reports CNN. "The treatment will be for an inherited degenerative eye disease."

After Nine Years: Ingmar Guandique convicted of first-degree murder of Chandra Levy.

There Is Trouble with the Trees: Dutch study suggests radiation from wi-fi networks is harmful to trees.

Lady Smuggler: Woman detained after officials find eight rare falcons in her luggage.

Well Then: Taliban leader in secret talks was an impostor.

Today in Classy Doings: Porn star charges Charlie Sheen with choking her, Charlie Sheen accuses porn star of extortion.

Finally, happy birthday to Miley Cyrus, born on this day in 1992. Everything that needs to be said about Miley Cyrus is in the Vanessa Bayer SNL clip below.

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