Every prospective 2012 presidential candidate has a Twitter feed. And each of those Twitter feeds is a mixture of links to super-boring press releases and inane glimpses inside a highly controlled "personal life." So how did the hopefuls spend Thanksgiving? By pretending to know how to wash dishes for a second:

So natural! Its like hes been doing dishes all his life.
  • So natural! It's like he's been doing dishes all his life.

and by boring the shit out their children:

Rick  Santorum wants you to know he aint no cranberry-heating freak.
  • Rick Santorum wants you to know he ain't no cranberry-heating freak.

I ask you: How did people ever manage to run for president in a world without Twitter?

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