Those days are over. My vintage Stranger WTO cap isn't accompanying me on tonight's redeye to Newark. Just got through security. Didn't get irradiated or groped and so far I've avoided setting my dick on fire. But there's a long flight ahead of me so, hey, anything could happen.
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