JUSTIN BIEBER CUT HIS EFFING HAIR, GUYS!!

by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey • Nov 29, 2010 at 10:17 am

In a move that will surely lead to mass suicides across the teen nation, JUSTIN BIEBER HAS CUT HIS FUCKING HAIR.

And apparently, the fingers off his gloves. Ahem... POLL!

IS JUSTIN BIEBER'S NEW HAIR-DO THE BEST OR WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE?

OMG OMG THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN LIKE EVER WHERE ARE MY LISA FRANK SCISSORS STAB STAB STAB DIE.
I LOVE YOU JUSTIN I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE SO TOTALLY CUTE I CAN'T STAND IT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STAB STAB STAB DIE.
Umm... I can't tell the difference?
He still looks like a goddamn girl if you ask me can someone teach me how to use email and who stole all my Werthers my colostomy bag is leaking and can someone tell me how to get back to the home Matlock is coming on soon stab stab stab die.

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