Remember when Bernard from Lost humps Forrests mom and does that terrible monkey grunting? I dont believe in censorship, but can we just throw that scene in the garbage forever? Also, ROSE HAS CANCER!!! WHY ARE YOU OVER THERE BANGING MOMS WILLY-NILLY, BERNARD!?!?
  • Remember when Bernard from Lost humps Forrest's mom and does that terrible monkey grunting? I don't believe in censorship, but can we just throw that scene in the garbage forever? Also, ROSE HAS CANCER!!! WHY ARE YOU OVER THERE BANGING MOMS WILLY-NILLY, BERNARD!?!?
Slog tipper Matt writes:

Can you/have you done an article about that Forrest Gump sorta guy who runs all over Seattle day or night in all kinds of weather? I live up on Crown Hill, and I see him all the time. Tall, extremely thin (like a man who runs 20 hours a day would be) always wearing old '70s style running shorts, sporting a grizzly beard—look, he's a living Forrest Gump, okay? If you live in Crown Hill, Ballard, Fremont, you've definitely seen him too. I've seen him run—rain, sun, sleet or snow at all hours of the day and night for the past 6 years.

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Hmmm. I know nothing of the Crown Hill Gump. Slog horde? Anyone got the scoop?

Sounds like the Silver Lake Walking Man (RIP).