I am not a moose!
  • "I am not a moose!"
Over at Huffington Post, Aaron Sorkin makes a compelling and satisfyingly dickish case for why Sarah Palin is a monster and he is not:

So I don't think I will save my condemnation, you phony pioneer girl. (I'm in film and television, Cruella, and there was an insert close-up of your manicure while you were roughing it in God's country. I know exactly how many feet off camera your hair and make-up trailer was.)

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And you didn't just do it for fun and you didn't just do it for money. That was the first moose ever murdered for political gain. You knew there'd be a protest from PETA and you knew that would be an opportunity to hate on some people, you witless bully. What a uniter you'd be — bringing the right together with the far right.

Zing to the max! Read the whole thing here.