i am a 21 year old straight male. I jus got out of a one year relationship with a woman who was 19. The sex was always amazing. But during the relationship all we did was fight (she also had an abortion with my child). Now we still tlked after i moved out we still fucked ever now and then, but she was doin the same thing she was doin when we were togther. Havin guys come over fuckin em but she always said i wanna be wit u. I jus found out that she let another guy move in wit her (which i assumed she was already fuking him). But i still cant get her off my mind. Is it the sex or was it true love?—Confused Young Adult

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It is the sex, CYA—unprotected sex, obviously and potentially tragically. Move on, get over her.—Dan

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Thats jus the thing. i wanna get over her and theres this one girl ive been tlkin to since me and this other girl broke up. But for some reason lol i think im in the friend zone. The cloest we ever got was me eating her pussy... i wnt this girl so bad. Should i jus test out my luck wit her? PS WE BOTH SMOKE WEED.—CYA

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Your definition of "friend zone" and mine are very, very different. I had friends over for dinner last night and pussy wasn't served. P.S. Weed? Really?—Dan

Lol im sorry i keep emailin u questions im jUs tryin to get all the advice i can... i mean weve gone out took her to movies and dinner she also jus got out a bad relationship lol... once again i apologize if i keep emailin u.—CYA

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Don't apologize. I invite people to email me with questions. But I've got a question for you...

If the first girl is fucking other guys, and living with another guy, how is it that you're still hung up on her? Or still think you might have a chance with her? Why would you want another chance with her? As for the second girl, if you get the sense that she's not into you the way you're into her—even after you ate her pussy—then have the sense to refrain from dating/eating her.

And I hope you're going to use condoms in the future—no more unplanned pregnancies, no more abortions. I hope you appreciate the bullet you dodged when your crazy ex-girlfriend terminated that pregnancy.—Dan

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Lol ya kno dan i ask myself that same question every fuckin day and ur right i should be over her but not only that she always calls after everything to fuckin cry and bitch and moan and for some reason i feel sorry for her. i mean today after i found out he moved in wit her she sent me a text that said "i wanna have ur baby." LIKE WTF LOL—CYA

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Sometimes the only thing you can do is shrug and say, "bitch be crazy," to yourself and walk away. Or, hey, maybe it'll help it sink in if you texted "bich b crzy" to yourself a few hundred times. Just stay the fuck away from her—don't take her calls, don't respond to her batshit texts.—Dan

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Good ur right...but las question what should i do boutthe other girl? should i mayb romance her wait for her to offer or keep trying?—CYA

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Sigh.—Dan

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