You had sparkling conversation, you had a museum-quality collection of art to check out, and you had...

Analytic Cubist Waldorf Salad
Surreal Aperitifs (Lillet shots with candied dragonfruit)
Verisimilitude Soup (roasted fennel slurped through black licorice straws)
An Aesthete's TV Dinner (pork loin stuffed with prunes and apricots, yams with basalmic reduction, cippolini onions with rosemary and honey, etc.)
The Magic Eraser (a palate cleanser of ginger beer gelée and PopRocks)
A Poststructuralist Pear Tart (Cognac and star anise pears en papillote served with Bluebird Snickerdoodle ice cream).

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