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"Why do you keep winking at me?"
"I just learned how to do this. I'm practicing to make it sexy."
"You're not there yet. It looks like a really friendly facial tic."
"But someday it'll be sexy. Someday someone will buy me drinks for this."
"Yeah, so what does Dave think of your tic?"
"We're getting a divorce."
"Oh."
"I didn't tell you?"
"No."
"Oh."