From EW:

Tommy Wiseau has told EW he will theatrically release a 3-D version of his cult movie The Room, either at the end of 2011 or in 2012. “The process is very detail-oriented,” said the actor-writer-director. “But we want to do it because I’m obsessed about 3-D right now, if you ask me.”

I didn't ask you, Tommy. AND I'M SORRY I DIDN'T!! Obviously, he could've stopped there, and we might have ended the day on a normal note. Except he had this to add:

“My bottom will have to be in 3-D because I’m not changing anything,” he explained. “So you’ll be very close.”

I don't know what he means by that... and yet? I'm tremendously creeped out right now.