Green River Killer Strikes Again: The bones found in Auburn earlier this week likely belong to a Green River Killer victim.
Fuck the Curse: Spider-Man is back on Broadway.
Placebos: Apparently they can still work even if the patient knows it's bullshit.
Take That, Zuckerberg!: The Financial Times names Steve Jobs Person of the Year.
A Beer Bong Joke Would Be Inappropriate : A young woman has been found dead inside the home of the ex-Anheuser-Busch CEO.
Merry Christmas!: Vice President Biden says gay marriage is "inevitable."
No Longer the Best a Man Can Get: Gillette will not renew their contract with the slutty Tiger Woods.
Metro Denies War Crime Ads: "Metro Transit said Thursday it would not allow a bus ad alleging 'Israeli war crimes,' saying a flood of comments has convinced officials that service could be disrupted."
Way to Shop: This may be the best holiday season ever for retailers. That means the recession is over, right?
Traveling?: The Times has a bunch of resources for all your planes, trains, and automobiles.
And... Track Santa's progress here!