A cautionary tale.

For the record: there are people out there—and some of them are men—who are 100% kink-free, vanilla-loving, missionary-position-preferring secks havers. These people don't have many sex questions, as their sexual interests are pretty straightforward and culturally affirmed, and therefore unlikely to inspire the kind of inner and/or relationship conflicts that prompt people to write to me, which means you won't read about them in my inner-and/or-relationship-conflict-driven sex column. But that doesn't mean they aren't out there.