Apropos of nothing:

I am in India and hallucinating because of a stomach infection. Which I attribute to the servants' putting curses on one another lately. And the dwarf one who did the good tailoring has disappeared!

Now everything is cookies and cakes and hundred dollar bills and the fair follies of the little folk. Thanks, text message!

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