Are you as sad as I am that Avila closed? Do you miss the ice bar at Kurrent? the Orgasm at Madame K's? Angie's Tavern? Zao Noodle Bar? Okay, no one misses Zao Noodle Bar. But there's a completely bananas Zao rant—plus lots more about Dead Restaurants 2010—over here. Happy new year!