Down Under Under Water: Australia flood strands 200,000.
Seattle Manhunt: Police seek man who sexually assaulted and robbed a 63-year-old woman on a South Seattle street.
Ballard Blaze: Six people rescued from roof of burning building in Ballard, one of whom is in critical condition.
Here, Chicky Chicky: Pilgrim's Pride recalls 180,000 pounds of breaded chicken wings.
Here, Cowy Cowy: First Class Foods recalls 34,373 pounds of organic ground beef.
Admittance Is the First Step to Recovery: Lewis-McChord identified as most troubled base in military.
WTF?!: Florida woman fatally strangled by neck massager.
Add 'No More Boner Juice' to Your New Year's Resolutions: FDA urges consumers to avoid sexual-enhancement drinks.
Calling Dr. Nugent: Cat scratch fever is real and dangerous to humans, reports KING 5 Healthlink.
Finally, please enjoy the glorious collision of Tengobaila and the Scissor Sisters.