... (or in this case, a yacht)... K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Hear that cacophonous sound of shattering glass? That's the sound of a billion 12-year-old hearts breaking upon seeing some sneaky pix of 16-year-old Justin Bieber and his rumored new gal pal 18-year-old Selena Gomez (Disney's Wizards of Waverly Place) making out on a yacht over New Years while vacationing in the Caribbean. TWO THINGS! Congrats to Justin for bagging an older woman (I hear 18 is the new "cougar"), as well as for bagging Selena Gomez who is hands down the KA-UTEST cutie-patootie in the Disney stable of performers. And yes, I can say that because she is 18. SUCK IT, COMMUNITY STANDARDS!!

Hat tips to Just Jared!

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