After very, very careful examination of Marshawn Lynch's touchdown run in the Seahawks vs. Saint playoff match, we the members of the Anti-Magic Association of the World (AAW) are concerned that some players in the NFL might be resorting to the fantastic spells and muti of witchdoctors to enhance their performance.

Nothing but magic can explain that run, can explain how Lynch slipped through the hands of men whose life is nothing but this business of tackling people. We hope that NFL investigates the matter sooner than later. Steroids are nothing when compared to the muti of witch doctors.