Of course one's first impulse upon learning that Baz Luhrmann's film of The Great Gatsby might be shot in 3-D is to scream and barf at the same time. But it really might not be such a terrible idea—having Gatsby's party come to life in 3-D could be glorious and properly intoxicating. I'm way more worried about having to listen to Tobey Maguire's mealy-mouthed narration. (Also: Myrtle's post-crash boob-flap in 3-D would be AWESOME.)