Just in the mail...

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All I need is a measly 10 grand to get a bonus of 100 bones and good standing with the bank—meaning, an account not nettled with fees? That's it? Good thing I have that exact amount stuffed in my mattress. If the monster that ate WaMu has any other deals, I also have 30 grand concealed in the walls of the bathroom.

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