In Case You Missed It: The Cascade Bicycle Club is in turmoil after a failed coup.
Wet Western Washington: "While several rivers in Western Washington remain under flood watch, snow levels dropping and a drier forecast means the worst is over," reports KIRO.
Yesterday in Olympia: An MLK Day rally to protest proposed cuts to social services.
Naked Man on Acid: Tased and arrested after playing in traffic in Florida.
Self-Immolation: Hot new trend spreads to Egypt, Mauritania, and Algeria.
Meanwhile in Pakistan: "In the conservative Muslim nation, where the birth of children outside of marriage is condemned and adultery is a crime punishable by death under strict interpretations of Islamic law, infanticide is a crime on the rise."
He's Just Being Miley: Tucson shooting suspect Jared Loughner was known to smoke salvia.
File Under 'Pizza Is Delicious': Ronald Reagan had Alzheimer's while president, says son.
Finally, apropos of nothing, here's Rita Moreno performing "Fever" with Muppets.