Okay, I promised myself that I'd written my last Gallagher Slog post, but then I went and actually looked at his brand new Twitter feed. It exceeded expectations. Here are his first five Tweets in chronological order:
Oh, seriously? If it was all a misunderstanding and you don't actually hate gay people then I totally apologi—
I'm doing my best here.
Charles Mudede: "Exactly—that's why he wouldn't smash it."
Aaaaaand bonus: Here's Gallagher on Egypt.
UPDATE: Is RealGallagher a fake? More details to come unless I lose interest!
The feed doesn't read fake to me—if it's a fake it's a remarkably convincing one. Most fake Twitter feeds don't waste time with posts like "I'm sorry for losing my temper. I have nothing against the gays. Just Twitter HATERS. Anyway... off to work. See you all later!" But if a) it is a fake, then kudos to the faker; and b) if Gallagher's manager wants to stifle this shitstorm by calling it a fake, then he's doing Gallagher a favor. And for the record, nothing on the RealGallagher Twitter feed is out of step with the material I saw Gallagher do in his live show. It's pretty much spot on.
NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I CLIMB OUT OF THIS GALLAGHER HOLE AND TAKE 100 SHOWERS.