Okay, I promised myself that I'd written my last Gallagher Slog post, but then I went and actually looked at his brand new Twitter feed. It exceeded expectations. Here are his first five Tweets in chronological order:

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Good point.

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Oh, seriously? If it was all a misunderstanding and you don't actually hate gay people then I totally apologi—

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Oh.

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I'm doing my best here.

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Charles Mudede: "Exactly—that's why he wouldn't smash it."


Aaaaaand bonus: Here's Gallagher on Egypt.

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UPDATE: Is RealGallagher a fake? More details to come unless I lose interest!

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The feed doesn't read fake to me—if it's a fake it's a remarkably convincing one. Most fake Twitter feeds don't waste time with posts like "I'm sorry for losing my temper. I have nothing against the gays. Just Twitter HATERS. Anyway... off to work. See you all later!" But if a) it is a fake, then kudos to the faker; and b) if Gallagher's manager wants to stifle this shitstorm by calling it a fake, then he's doing Gallagher a favor. And for the record, nothing on the RealGallagher Twitter feed is out of step with the material I saw Gallagher do in his live show. It's pretty much spot on.

NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I CLIMB OUT OF THIS GALLAGHER HOLE AND TAKE 100 SHOWERS.