In Case You Missed It: Mayor says he'll veto tunnel agreements, leading city councilman Richard Conlin to mock his duncery. Also, Jackson Place residents wig out over proposed mental health facility.

Crisis in Egypt: Bloody clashes in Cairo, and "anti-government demonstrators fear bloodbath after dark," reports CNN.

Meanwhile: "Al-Qaida is on the verge of producing radioactive weapons after sourcing nuclear material and recruiting rogue scientists, according to leaked diplomatic documents."

Speaking of Leaked Memos: New evidence that FOX News strategized to consistently brand President Obama as a racist socialist.

Airport Scanners Go PG-13: The TSA is unveiling a new, more modest full-body scanner.

Blet: A social worker in Switzerland has confessed to sexually assaulting more than 100 disabled children and adults.

Get Ready, Drug Lovers: Powerful stimulants marketed as bath salts could soon be widely available in Seattle.

Kathi Goertzen: KOMO anchor reveals forthcoming surgery for brain tumor, remains an inspirational badass.

Charlie Sheen: His family is discussing gaining conservatorship over him, and his teeth are mostly gold and disguised with an apparatus.

Finally, please enjoy some DIY Christian entertainment, brought to my attention by Christian Nightmares.