Last week, I introduced you to Ava, the Teabagging Walter Cronkite. She's the "virtual" anchor for "the first nonpartisan news service for the Tea Party Movement." At the end of my post, I asked: " How long before Ava decides to run for office?" In her second real post, Ava addresses these "rumors" about whether she will run for president:

I'm sure Michele Bachmann is breathing a sigh of relief that she doesn't have to run against this lady. They share the same million-mile-stare that doesn't go anywhere near the camera.