Even though just typing it makes my right hand want to punch my left hand to death.

They might "reboot" the Sex and the City franchise with Blake Lively as Carrie Bradshaw. It would be an origin story about the time fresh-faced young Carrie went on a field trip to the Yap Yap Yap Museum and got bit by a radioactive shoe.

The only good thing about this news is that it inspired the following outburst from a concerned reader:

Blake Lively is the greatest actor of her generation.

Actual lolz. Funniest comment of its generation.