The Swedish government wants to extradite him on sexual assault charges, and there is political pressure in the U.S. to charge him with espionage, but now WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has a new and more fearsome adversary to beware of: PETA!

"Julian was constantly battling for dominance, even with my tomcat Herr Schmitt," Domscheit-Berg says in his book "Inside WikiLeaks: My Time with Julian Assange at the World's Most Dangerous Website."

"Ever since Julian lived with me in Wiesbaden he (the cat) has suffered from psychosis. Julian would constantly attack the animal. He would spread out his fingers like a fork and grab the cat's throat."

The monster! If that doesn't qualify Assange for Gitmo, I don't know what does.