Someday someone is going to have to explain to me—or explain it to Glenn Beck, who can then explain it to me—just what exactly "secular left" hopes to get out of our supposed "unholy alliance" with "Islamic jihadists" who want to impose Sharia law in the United States. We secular leftists are fond of the separation of church and state and we have very different ideas about what "getting stoned" means. What's in this alliance for us? What do we get out of it?